some of the most sensitive areas of the female body

look at all the regions that are not titties and vagina guys

porn has lied to you. there are other places you can touch that sensitive and pleasurable. 

Oh yeah because I’m just gonna rub her eyes until a she’s horny

Kiss her there you walnut! Use tenderness! Hold her face gently and stroke her eyelids with your thumb and then kiss them! Run your hands down to her neck when you do! THINK!!! Lordie, you have a lot to learn that TOUCH gives more than making her “horny” you’ll drive her nuts doing gentle stuff! It’s trust! It’s care! It’s sensitivity! *smacks your forehead* You want her to be numb in complete ecstasy! I know this shit and I’m ASEXUAL! 

Reblogging purely for the beautiful use of the word “walnut” as an insult.


There has to be some sort of emphasis put back on individuality and in the strength behind expressing your own opinions and the weird kids in school need to feel like there is somebody out there for them to look up to.”

- Adam Lambert

FIC: Between You And Me; Kurt/Elliott (NC-17)


Kurt/Elliott, with side Kurt/Blaine, NC-17 (~9,000 words)

Summary: When Blaine asks that he and Kurt try out an open marriage, Elliott has a proposition of his own to make. Featuring rimming, fingering, and anal. Warnings for Kurt having moments of uncertainty during the sex, and for some angst. 

Kurt isn’t unreasonable. At least, that’s what he’d told himself.

When Blaine had come to him a couple of months ago (eyes downcast and brow lined in that endearingly fearful way he had), asking if Kurt would be willing to entertain the idea of an open relationship, only the slightest tremble in his voice, Kurt had undeniably kept his cool. At least outwardly. 

Kurt had frozen in place, sure, old insecurities he’d abandoned years ago slimily crawling up his calf. But he’d kept calm despite it all, had quietly asked Blaine exactly what he meant by that, words impressively steady. He’d allowed himself to be placated by Blaine’s assurances of the steadfastness of their commitment and the ultimate meaninglessness of the casual sex he was pitching. 

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young adult things: washing your colors with your whites because you don’t care you JUST don’t fucking care

Why good things like Boyce Avenue and Kris Allen playing together happen and I can’t be there? 


The rental house had a small door in one of the closets
Led to the inner linings of the house
I’ve seen enough movies to know what not to do

  • gay guys don’t have to be disgusted by vagina
  • lesbians don’t have nightmares after seeing cock
  • gay guys can appreaciate beautiful women
  • lesbians can appreciate handsome men
  • it doesn’t make them less gay
  • straight guys can appreciate handsome men
  • straight girls can appreciate beautiful women
  • it doesn’t make them less straight




I actually just started tearing up in the middle of the marshall center lol










The most difficult one minute of our Elementary childhood.

omg this stressed me out like no other

Quick, do all the zeros and then comeback for the rest.

no you know what it was a goddamn race

it was all about being the kid who flipped their paper over first and then looked at all your peers as they hear the flutter of paper

so much power

The teachers used this as a weapon to pin us against eachother

the legal hunger games

The Number Games


These always made me feel horrible because no matter how much I practiced, I still couldn’t get past 5 or 6 questions. I cracked under the pressure

What kind of mental torture is this?